Yo! Enlightened private universities! Here's a little Earth friendly suggestion for you. How about you stop sending endless reams of paper and brochures to high school kids who have NO interest in attending your school whatsoever?

I'm fine with one. Give it your best shot. But if you don't get a response, assume that to be interpreted as a NO. Anyone with a relatively adequate teenager in their home knows that certain obscure, often out of state universities send dozens of solicitations to the same kids, over and over again.

Save a tree. Knock it off. I'm getting severely tempted to start sending these back, return to sender, and letting them pay the freight both ways. As things stand now, all you're telling me is that you have more dollars than sense.