The Jewish man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body
all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed
for five full minutes at the end!'
The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife
and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate
love and she screamed for fifteen minutes!'
The Italian man said, 'Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her
body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed for over six
hours!'The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, 'What could you
have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours ?'
The Italian man said, ' I wiped my hands on the bedspread.