Dear Sir/Madam,
NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file
presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment
due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to
you in respect to your contract payment.Secondly,you are hereby advised to stop
dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will
have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately.
After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja,we have resolved in finding
a solution to your problem.We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD
PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America,Africa and Asia Pacific,This is part of an
ion/mandate passed by the Senate in respect to overseas contract payment and
debt re-scheduling.And also the Nigerian Government is using this mean to
rewards all the citizens of the United states and all part of Europe including
Asia,Australia, South America, Antarctica e.t.c and all those who have lost
their funds in either scam, or an uncompleted business, or otherwise,You should
know that if you are interested to receive your ATM card which will be credited
with $5,000,000.00 united states dollars before it is been sent to you direct to
your doorstep through the FedEx courier service,you will have to respond to me
with your full informations, After your response you will be directed to the
FedEx shipping courier
representative whose name is Mr Edward Edward.
He will send you your ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money via ATM
MACHINE in any part of the world,and the maximum daily limit is Fifteen Thousand
United States dollars($15,000.00). And also note that the Nigerian Government
has taken care of the shipping fee of your ATM card,So if Mr Edward is
requesting for another shipping fee, You will have to report him to me
immediately. When you receive your ATM card, you have to alert me so that we can
give you process of how to activate and make use of your ATM CARD.
If you like to receive your fund this way,Kindly contact me with the following
informations below.
(1) Your Full Name
(2) Full residential address
(3) Phone And Fax Number
(4) Occupation.
(5) Personal Identification.Drivers license or International Passport.
(7) Age
(
Marital Status
This message is supported by the Nigerian Government, After you might have
started making use of your ATM card, you can reward my firm one way or the other
you knows best.
Thanks for your co-operation.
Respectively
Dr.Usman Shamsuddeen
Director (CBN, IRD, and ATM)
Dept. International Remittance
Swift Card Payment Center
Minister, Federal Ministry Of Finance
Dear President Bush,
The CIA has been pretty quiet lately, and I suspect they may have some time on their hands. Could you cut loose a few of them and have them go over to Nigeria and pound the sh*t out of these idiots who keep trying to steal our money and identities? If you would prefer a nonviolent intervention, considering all our current defense commitments, maybe you could just have them jam the Nigerian Internet circuits, so they could be driven out of business or forced to go over and annoy the Libyans for a while. Thanks.
Thrice
