Power Of Suggestion

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thrice
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Power Of Suggestion

Post by thrice » Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:57 pm

Hypnotism at the Senior Center


It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the hypnotist

Exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance - I intend to hypnotize each

And every member of the audience'.

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket

Watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light.

Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique

Watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,

'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch'.

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,

Light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed

The swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and

Fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'SHIT!' said the Hypnotist.


It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center .

citizenx
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Post by citizenx » Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:39 pm

awesome

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