Minnesota Medical Crisis

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Post by thrice » Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:28 pm

10 Finkers

Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar daNorsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Okie dokie, let's have dafinkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lordy- it's2010 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible surgerytechniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhydidn't you brink da finkers?"

Ole says..."How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"

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Post by citizenx » Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:57 pm


But there's nothing funny about a dangerous work environment.

If Ole was in a Union job, he'd now be enjoying life on his easy chair, while Lena fed him lefse and lutefisk all day in their brand new lakeside home.

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