World To End This Saturday

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thrice
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World To End This Saturday

Post by thrice » Wed May 18, 2011 7:38 am

http://www.twincities.com/ci_18073197

Radio evangelist informs us that the end of the world and the second coming of Jesus Christ will occur this Saturday evening.

For those of you attending the State of MN property auction in Arden Hills earlier in the day, go ahead and get what you want and write them a check.

praecorloth
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Post by praecorloth » Wed May 18, 2011 8:19 am

I don't know about you, but I'm attending the Post Rapture Looting event on Facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699

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Post by citizenx » Sat May 21, 2011 11:15 am

I'm still here as is the rest of the family. Nobody came over to loot our house yet, so that's a good sign.

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Post by praecorloth » Sat May 21, 2011 3:36 pm

Rapture starts at 6pm local. It's a rolling rapture.

citizenx
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Post by citizenx » Sun May 22, 2011 8:41 am

We survived the rapture.

thrice
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Harold Camping: Slight Miscalculation On World Ending

Post by thrice » Tue May 24, 2011 6:00 am

http://www.twincities.com/ci_18124490?nclick_check=1

Evangelist Harold Camping says that there was a miscalculation of the date of the end of the world. It has been rescheduled for October, approximately during MEA school break. That clarified, families should go ahead and book that exotic vacation they've been dreaming of, and put it on the VISA. You will be allowed to skip a payment.

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